A blonde woman was speeding down the highway in her shiny red sports car when flashing lights appeared in her rearview mirror. She sighed, pulled over, and waited as a police officer approached — also a blonde.
The officer tapped on her window and said firmly, “License and registration, please.”
The driver started rummaging through her purse, growing increasingly frustrated. After a minute of digging, she looked up and asked, “What does it look like?”
The officer replied, “It’s square and has your picture on it.”
The driver nodded in understanding, pulled out a small square mirror, looked into it, and said, “Oh, here it is!” She handed the mirror to the cop.
The officer took one glance at the reflection, handed it back, and said, “Alright, you’re free to go. You could’ve told me you were a fellow officer.”
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