Story 1: The Fishing Trip Surprise
A woman meets with her lover — who also happens to be her husband’s best friend.
They spend the entire afternoon together, lost in each other’s arms.
Hours later, they lie tangled in bed, the room quiet except for their steady breathing. Suddenly, the phone rings.
Since it’s the woman’s house, she reaches for the receiver with a relaxed smile. The best friend listens quietly, hearing only her half of the conversation:
“Hello? Oh, hi, darling… I’m so glad you called! Really? That’s wonderful… You’re having such a great time? Oh, that sounds terrific… Love you too. Okay. Bye-bye.”
She hangs up gently, still smiling.
Curious — and slightly uneasy — her lover asks, “Who was that?”
The woman stretches, glances at him with a sly grin, and says,
“Oh, that was my husband. He just wanted to tell me about the wonderful time he’s having on his fishing trip… with you.”
The room falls silent. The color drains from the man’s face as he realizes — she knew all along.
Story 2: The Refrigerator From Heaven
We’ve all had those moments when jealousy whispers that our partner might not be as faithful as they seem.
But this story takes that paranoia to an entirely new — and hilariously tragic — level.
A man begins to suspect his wife is cheating on him. One day, unable to stand it any longer, he comes home early from work.
He bursts through the front door, finding his wife in a bathrobe, her hair tousled and face flushed.
“Where is he?” he shouts. “Where’s the guy who’s been sleeping with you?”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about, dear,” she says nervously.
Not buying it, the man storms through the house — tearing open closets, peering under beds, flinging open doors. Finally, upstairs in the kitchen, he glances out the window… and spots a man sitting calmly in a Tesla parked outside.
“That’s him!” he growls. “That’s the guy!”
Overcome with rage, he grabs the refrigerator, heaves it up with all his might, and hurls it out the window.
The effort is too much. His heart gives out. He collapses and dies on the spot.
Moments later, he’s standing before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
“Why are you here?” St. Peter asks.
“I caught my wife cheating,” the man explains. “I saw her lover sitting in his Tesla, threw the refrigerator at him, had a heart attack, and died.”
St. Peter frowns. “You acted out of anger. You don’t belong here. Go to hell.”
He pulls a lever, and the man vanishes through a trap door.
A few minutes later, another man appears.
St. Peter says, “And what are you doing here?”
The second man sighs, “I have no idea! I was just sitting in my Tesla, minding my own business, when suddenly a refrigerator fell on me!”
St. Peter crosses his arms. “Ah, so you’re the one he was after. You go to hell too!”
The lever is pulled again — trap door, gone.
Finally, a third man arrives, shivering and bewildered.
St. Peter rubs his temples. “Don’t tell me… What happened to you?”
The man shrugs weakly.
“I don’t know. I was just sitting inside a refrigerator, minding my own business…”
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